| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Computer jokes - 17084
- Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke |
642 |
0 |
| 2 |
Computer jokes - 17085
- Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet....Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 3 |
Computer jokes - 17086
- Why do computer teachers never get
sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....Read the whole joke |
351 |
0 |
| 4 |
Computer jokes - 17087
- Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery ri...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
| 5 |
Computer jokes - 17088
- Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you so...Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer jokes - 17089
- Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows"....Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
Computer jokes - 17090
- Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!...Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
| 8 |
Cow jokes - 16507
- Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock....Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
| 9 |
Cow jokes - 16508
- What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !...Read the whole joke |
344 |
0 |
| 10 |
Cow jokes - 16509
- Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cow...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 11 |
Cow jokes - 16510
- Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work....Read the whole joke |
348 |
0 |
| 12 |
Cow jokes - 16511
- A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, f...Read the whole joke |
346 |
0 |
| 13 |
Cow jokes - 19465
- A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 14 |
Cow jokes - 19466
- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'll let them go barefoot!...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 15 |
Cow jokes - 19467
- Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he h...Read the whole joke |
527 |
0 |
| 16 |
Cow jokes - 19468
- Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 17 |
Cow jokes - 19469
- Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
unusual?
No, only medium rare!...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cow jokes - 19470
- How did cows feel when the branding iron was
invented?
They were very impressed!...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 19 |
Cow jokes - 19471
- How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
toss-up!...Read the whole joke |
554 |
0 |
| 20 |
Cow jokes - 19472
- How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
A!...Read the whole joke |
558 |
0 |
| 21 |
Cow jokes - 19473
- What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
Moosician!...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 22 |
Cow jokes - 19474
- How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tractor down...Read the whole joke |
202 |
0 |
| 23 |
Cow jokes - 19475
- How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them!...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 24 |
Cow jokes - 19476
- How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
stick....Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 25 |
Cow jokes - 19477
- How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
