| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Computer jokes - 17034
- Why do programmers always get Christmas and
Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 2 |
Computer jokes - 17035
- How do you keep a programmer in the shower
all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "la...Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
| 3 |
Computer jokes - 17036
- A
system programmer came home from work
almost at dawn and told his wife
enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 4 |
Computer jokes - 17037
- Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many
Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
| 5 |
Computer jokes - 17038
- The boy is smoking and
leaving smoke rings
into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke...Read the whole joke |
318 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer jokes - 17039
- Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
Atlantis?
Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke |
631 |
0 |
| 7 |
Computer jokes - 17040
- They say that the new super computer
knows
everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 8 |
Computer jokes - 17041
- The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
you a new
basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 9 |
Computer jokes - 17042
- The problem
with physicists is that they
tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem w...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computer jokes - 17043
- A software verifier read in the Bible
that
God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke |
606 |
0 |
| 11 |
Computer jokes - 17044
- How many maintenance programmers does it take
to change a light bulb?
None. They try to fix the...Read the whole joke |
315 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computer jokes - 17045
- How many C++ programmers does it take to
change a light
bulb?
"You're still thinking procedural...Read the whole joke |
367 |
0 |
| 13 |
Computer jokes - 17046
- How many Java programmers does it take to
change a light bulb?
One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
| 14 |
Computer jokes - 17047
- How many
IBM employees does it take to
change a light bulb?
Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer jokes - 17048
- How many
technical writers does it take to
change a light bulb?
Just one, provided there's a pr...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 16 |
Computer jokes - 17049
- A confused caller was having troubles printing
documents. He told the technician that the comput...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 17 |
Computer jokes - 17050
- "Do you turn on your computer with your left
hand
or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Ama...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 18 |
Computer jokes - 17051
- Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computer jokes - 17052
- Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noi...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 20 |
Computer jokes - 17053
- Helpline? I've just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped workin...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computer jokes - 17054
- How do you stop your laptop batteries from
running out?
Hide their trainers....Read the whole joke |
569 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computer jokes - 17055
- I've been on my computer all night!
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like every...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
| 23 |
Computer jokes - 17056
- I've been sitting at this computer for hours
and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's becaus...Read the whole joke |
531 |
0 |
| 24 |
Computer jokes - 17057
- Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head....Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 25 |
Computer jokes - 17058
- Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
