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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
When I die... - When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
2 |
Suzy\'s Legs - There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
413 |
0 |
3 |
Another miracle? - A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
4 |
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb - Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
5 |
The Blonde Coyote - Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
6 |
The bored Swede - A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
7 |
The Crook & The President - One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumpe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
8 |
What\'s coming but never comes? - What's coming but never comes?Tomorrow!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
9 |
A corny blonde joke - Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
10 |
Blonde Friday - A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde alr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
11 |
Canadian Talk - A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask. Well it's really simple....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
12 |
Monica at the Dry Cleaners - Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
13 |
Frog on the head - A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
14 |
Newfie fun - What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit...Answer... The Bucket...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
15 |
Monkies in a tree. - There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
16 |
The dyslexic satanist. - Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
17 |
Y2K - President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
18 |
Darwin Awards - As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
316 |
0 |
19 |
Great reason to drink beer! - A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0.5 |
20 |
Health condition - The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
21 |
Why Life can not be like Star Trek - Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
22 |
The Three Idiots - Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
23 |
Two kids meet - A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:"My mom was born in California!Where was your mo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
24 |
Scottish Joke - What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
25 |
Why isn\'t gambling allowed in Africa? - Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |