| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Children jokes - 19155
- Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I ...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
| 2 |
Children jokes - 19156
- Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 3 |
Children jokes - 19157
- Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whistle. Your father can't
read his paper.
Jackie: W...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 4 |
Children jokes - 19158
- Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 5 |
Children jokes - 19159
- Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe...Read the whole joke |
635 |
0 |
| 6 |
Children jokes - 19160
- The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
Children jokes - 19161
- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 8 |
Children jokes - 19162
- Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 9 |
Children jokes - 19163
- Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 10 |
Children jokes - 19164
- Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 11 |
Children jokes - 19165
- Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 12 |
Children jokes - 19166
- The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 13 |
Children jokes - 19167
- Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 14 |
Children jokes - 19168
- My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 15 |
Children jokes - 19169
- A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 16 |
Children jokes - 19170
- A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 17 |
Children jokes - 19171
- Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
| 18 |
Children jokes - 19172
- Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 19 |
Children jokes - 19173
- Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 20 |
Children jokes - 19174
- Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
619 |
0 |
| 21 |
Children jokes - 19175
- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0.5 |
| 22 |
Children jokes - 19176
- Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
536 |
0 |
| 23 |
Children jokes - 19177
- A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 24 |
Children jokes - 19178
- After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 25 |
Children jokes - 19179
- Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
