# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17575 - Two cartons of yogurt walk
into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to
...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
2 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17577 - Barty and Dunny met in a pub
and discussed the illness
of a friend named Hogan.
"Poor
Mich...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
3 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17578 - The local District Judge had
given the defendant a lecture on the evils
of drink. But in view of...Read the whole joke |
550 |
0 |
4 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17579 - Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
5 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17580 - "Didja hear the news?"
asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife ...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
6 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17581 - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few
...Read the whole joke |
566 |
0 |
7 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17582 - A man walks into a Kansas
bar
with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs
...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
8 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17583 - The local bar was so sure
that its bartender was the
strongest man around that they offered a
...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
9 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17584 - Q: What did
the
bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A: Ok
yo...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
10 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17585 - It was Halloween and three
vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will
y...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
11 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17586 - Twenty-four hours in a
day... twenty-four
beers in a case... coincidence?...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
12 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17587 - One day a drunk walked into
a bar and
ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured
...Read the whole joke |
1079 |
0 |
13 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17588 - A guy walks
into a
tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man
playing
t...Read the whole joke |
1002 |
0 |
14 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17589 - A rather attractive woman
goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to
...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
15 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17590 - Recently scientists revealed
that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove
t...Read the whole joke |
1373 |
0 |
16 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17591 - A man walks into a bar and
asks for
six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's
...Read the whole joke |
1650 |
0 |
17 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17592 - A Texan bought a round of
drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a ...Read the whole joke |
664 |
0 |
18 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17593 - Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just
wasn't
paying...Read the whole joke |
634 |
0 |
19 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17594 - A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He...Read the whole joke |
213 |
0 |
20 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17595 - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
21 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17596 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not....Read the whole joke |
746 |
0 |
22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17597 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something
re...Read the whole joke |
1015 |
0 |
23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17598 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you to believe you are invisible....Read the whole joke |
725 |
0 |
24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17599 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you....Read the whole joke |
609 |
0 |
25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17600 - WARNING: Consumption of
alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small
...Read the whole joke |
793 |
0 |