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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
Men |
278 |
0 |
2 |
Is he still wrong? - If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
285 |
0 |
3 |
The Bachelor Diet - The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke |
Men |
627 |
0 |
4 |
Another costume - A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2214 |
0 |
5 |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke |
Men |
304 |
0 |
6 |
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? - Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
Men |
224 |
0 |
7 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things? - Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke |
Men |
234 |
0 |
8 |
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have... - Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke |
Men |
291 |
0 |
9 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future? - Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke |
Men |
301 |
0 |
10 |
Why do men die before their wives? - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke |
Men |
173 |
2 |
11 |
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited? - Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke |
Men |
241 |
0 |
12 |
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire... - Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
316 |
0 |
13 |
What did the man say when he walked... - Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke |
Men |
298 |
0 |
14 |
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man... - Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke |
Men |
159 |
0 |
15 |
Dissapointing - Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke |
Men |
276 |
0 |
16 |
Why do men name their penises? - Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
154 |
0 |
17 |
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen? - If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
251 |
0 |
18 |
What do men dream of? - Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
270 |
0 |
19 |
Why do men name their penis? - Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
149 |
0 |
20 |
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping... - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke |
Men |
288 |
0 |
21 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? - How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke |
Men |
240 |
0 |
22 |
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? - What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Men |
661 |
0 |
23 |
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? - Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke |
Men |
176 |
0 |
24 |
How does a man keep his youth? - Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke |
Men |
201 |
0 |
25 |
What does a man and a floor have in common? - Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk a...Read the whole joke |
Men |
257 |
0 |