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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Critical Vet - A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
2 |
Donors - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0.5 |
3 |
Knee Pains - A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
663 |
0 |
4 |
Less Sex - A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic test...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
5 |
Longer Life - A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?""I think ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
6 |
Swallowed A Mouse - A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
7 |
GM vs Microsoft - At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
8 |
Mental power outages ... - My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
9 |
Wrong Operation - One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?""Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
10 |
Sore Throat - A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
11 |
Med Examination - A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
12 |
Breeding Problem - A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had si...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
13 |
Small... - True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
14 |
Editing the Prescription - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
336 |
0 |
15 |
Uncommon Perversions - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
471 |
0 |
16 |
Surgeon General Warnings - Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
17 |
Get Sober! - As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
18 |
Dead Plants - Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
19 |
Death - Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
20 |
After a Tonsilectomy? - After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
21 |
Be Patient - A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
22 |
Getting Better - Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me fee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
23 |
Long Life - Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
24 |
Blonde with Big Tummy - Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
25 |
Driving Examiner - Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |