| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Blind jokes - 16441
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the...Read the whole joke |
1001 |
0 |
| 2 |
Blind jokes - 18057
- A nun in the convent
walked into the
bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
"Ther...Read the whole joke |
560 |
0 |
| 3 |
Blind jokes - 18058
- The blind farmer was often taken for a
walk
in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 4 |
Blind jokes - 18059
- An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 5 |
Blind jokes - 18060
- Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall....Read the whole joke |
531 |
0 |
| 6 |
Blind jokes - 18061
- Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron...Read the whole joke |
584 |
0 |
| 7 |
Blind jokes - 18062
- Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork....Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 8 |
Blind jokes - 18063
- Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 9 |
Blind jokes - 18064
- Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
| 10 |
Blind jokes - 18065
- Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 11 |
Blind jokes - 18066
- Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road....Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
| 12 |
Blind jokes - 18067
- Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 13 |
Blind jokes - 18068
- Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 14 |
Blind jokes - 18069
- What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the ot...Read the whole joke |
544 |
0 |
| 15 |
Blind jokes - 18070
- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the ...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 16 |
Blind jokes - 18071
- A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
| 17 |
Blind jokes - 18072
- How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 18 |
Blind jokes - 18073
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke |
559 |
0 |
| 19 |
Blind jokes - 18074
- A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when th...Read the whole joke |
541 |
0 |
| 20 |
Blind jokes - 18075
- A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". The...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 21 |
Blind jokes - 18076
- Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in front !"...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 22 |
Blind jokes - 18077
- Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 23 |
Blind jokes - 18078
- There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blind jokes - 18079
- Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler....Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 25 |
Blind jokes - 18080
- Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
