# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Bath jokes - 17691 - Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a pl...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
2 |
Bath jokes - 17692 - Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you...Read the whole joke |
585 |
0 |
3 |
Bath jokes - 17693 - Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the ...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
4 |
Bath jokes - 17694 - Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one ...Read the whole joke |
348 |
0 |
5 |
Bath jokes - 17695 - Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath every morning.
...Read the whole joke |
605 |
0 |
6 |
Bath jokes - 17696 - Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need anothe...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
7 |
Bath jokes - 17697 - Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway....Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
8 |
Bath jokes - 17698 - Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap...Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
9 |
Bath jokes - 17699 - Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally....Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
10 |
Bath jokes - 17700 - Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving it where it is....Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
11 |
Bath jokes - 17701 - My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I'm in the bath - a little bear....Read the whole joke |
643 |
0 |
12 |
Bath jokes - 17702 - Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
13 |
Bath jokes - 17703 - Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke |
354 |
0 |
14 |
Bath jokes - 17704 - What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is ...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
15 |
Bath jokes - 17705 - Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
372 |
0 |
16 |
Bath jokes - 17706 - May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one o...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
17 |
Bath jokes - 17707 - Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a b...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
18 |
Bath jokes - 17708 - A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
19 |
Bath jokes - 17709 - What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath....Read the whole joke |
563 |
0 |
20 |
Bath jokes - 17710 - When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub....Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
21 |
Bath jokes - 17711 - Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom)....Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
22 |
Bath jokes - 17712 - What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty
crook....Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
23 |
Bath jokes - 17713 - Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway....Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
24 |
Bath jokes - 17714 - What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the earth !...Read the whole joke |
535 |
0 |
25 |
Bath jokes - 17715 - What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !...Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |