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They Eloped - First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
2 |
Make Him Happy - The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
3 |
Wedding Announcement - An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
4 |
Why Mothers Cry - If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
5 |
Traditional Service - A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they pre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
6 |
Locked Up - A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
7 |
Why Black? - A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised ever...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
8 |
Why White? - A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
9 |
Murphys Law on Love and Sex - "Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
10 |
Wedding Definitions - Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is foo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
11 |
Wedding Toasts 6 - The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
12 |
Wedding Toasts 5 - Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
13 |
Wedding Toasts 4 - I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
14 |
Wedding Toast 3 - Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don't keep h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
15 |
Wedding Toasts 2 - A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's jud...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
16 |
Wedding Toasts 1 - Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
17 |
Marriage Quotes 5 - Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun. - George Bernard ShawOne cardinal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
18 |
Marriage Quotes 4 - The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
19 |
Marriage Quotes 3 - A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
20 |
Cold Remedy - A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the "Atlantic Monthly":At the fir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
21 |
Be A Smoker! - Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
22 |
New Drug - Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
23 |
New Medication - Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It's called "Easy Cum,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
24 |
Hereditary Diarrhoea - Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
25 |
Two Corpuscles - Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in vein!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |