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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Apple jokes - 17286 - How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
When you take careful aim....Read the whole joke |
699 |
0 |
2 |
Apple jokes - 17287 - What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple....Read the whole joke |
321 |
0 |
3 |
Apple jokes - 17288 - Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?
None - because they were all red...Read the whole joke |
303 |
0 |
4 |
Apple jokes - 17289 - What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It can look round....Read the whole joke |
409 |
0 |
5 |
Apple jokes - 17290 - How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill....Read the whole joke |
716 |
0 |
6 |
Apple jokes - 17291 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away....Read the whole joke |
346 |
0 |
7 |
Apple jokes - 17292 - Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire....Read the whole joke |
332 |
0 |
8 |
Apple jokes - 17293 - Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said...Read the whole joke |
356 |
0 |
9 |
Apple jokes - 17294 - A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stoppe...Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
10 |
Apple jokes - 17295 - After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in f...Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
11 |
Apple jokes - 17296 - Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple M...Read the whole joke |
325 |
0 |
12 |
Apple jokes - 17297 - What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple....Read the whole joke |
353 |
0 |
13 |
Apple jokes - 17298 - What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat....Read the whole joke |
667 |
0 |
14 |
Apple jokes - 17299 - What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple....Read the whole joke |
703 |
0 |
15 |
Apple jokes - 17300 - What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crust."...Read the whole joke |
374 |
0 |
16 |
Apple jokes - 17301 - What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)....Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
17 |
Apple jokes - 17302 - Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they're crab apples !...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
18 |
Apple jokes - 17303 - What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
19 |
Apple jokes - 17304 - Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
20 |
Apple jokes - 17305 - What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and...Read the whole joke |
321 |
0 |
21 |
Apple jokes - 17306 - What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!...Read the whole joke |
670 |
0 |
22 |
Apple jokes - 17307 - What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!...Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |
23 |
Apple jokes - 17308 - If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take thr...Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
24 |
Aviation jokes - 16377 - A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
25 |
Aviation jokes - 16378 - Taxiing
down the tarmac, the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |