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Humor jokes - After wedding a young couple rented a town house
in a large complex.
Concerned about a leak in a...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The young Southern belle came to the hospital
for a
check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", ask...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you use to cut the ocean? A
seasaw...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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0 - What is the most breathless thing on television
? The Pink Panter Show
!...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0 - Why did the teacher decide to become an
electrician? To get a bit of
light relief....Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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0 - Did you hear about the man in the electric chair
who
asked the executioner to reverse the charge...Read the whole joke |
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428 |
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0 - What do you call a guard
with a hundred
legs? A sentrypede....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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0 - What do you call a bell
wearing a tutu
?
A bellerina !...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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0 - Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I
woke up my pillow was gone !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper
something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon meringue pie !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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0 - This morning I felt that today was going to be
my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollar...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
nine....Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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0 - Q: What's
black, white and read all over?
A: A newspaper....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What runs all day but
never gets tired?
Water....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common? A. They both look out their caves...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q:
How many Survivors does it take to screw
in a light bulb? A: One to
start screwing it in an...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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0 - So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and the string said,
"No, I'm afraid...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why couldn't the animals
on Noah's Ark
play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the
deck...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house plants are
dead, but there's somethi...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why did the haunted house not
like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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