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SCHEDULE OF A MAN - A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skippi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
313 |
0 |
2 |
CHECK THE BUFFETT! - In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end t...Read the whole joke |
Men |
292 |
0 |
3 |
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts... - When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl wi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
149 |
0 |
4 |
Ideal Drinking Age - AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
608 |
0 |
5 |
Ideal Seduction Line - Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
320 |
0 |
6 |
The Ideal Date - IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
645 |
0 |
7 |
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises? - Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him...Read the whole joke |
Men |
277 |
0 |
8 |
Two buddies get together and decide to... - Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife...Read the whole joke |
Men |
262 |
0 |
9 |
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant... - You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it...Read the whole joke |
Men |
425 |
0 |
10 |
How do you get a man to do situps? - How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles......Read the whole joke |
Men |
223 |
0 |
11 |
What kind of clothes are there? - What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...Read the whole joke |
Men |
226 |
0 |
12 |
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus? - How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke |
Men |
267 |
0 |
13 |
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises? - What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all....Read the whole joke |
Men |
329 |
0 |
14 |
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes...Read the whole joke |
Men |
269 |
0 |
15 |
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE? - WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION...Read the whole joke |
Men |
219 |
0 |
16 |
How do men exercise at the beach? - How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
Men |
304 |
0 |
17 |
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night? - Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out...Read the whole joke |
Men |
330 |
0 |
18 |
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll? - On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the b...Read the whole joke |
Men |
282 |
0 |
19 |
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks... - A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2259 |
0 |
20 |
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink...Read the whole joke |
Men |
340 |
0 |
21 |
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his... - At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2668 |
0 |
22 |
Men come in three sizes... - Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
360 |
0 |
23 |
What is a mans best friend? - What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him....Read the whole joke |
Men |
300 |
0 |
24 |
How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke |
Men |
292 |
0 |
25 |
Have you heard the one about the... - Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke |
Men |
328 |
0 |