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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
And you thing you have it bad! - There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me ...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
2 |
Andy is God\\\'s son - A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that t...Read the whole joke |
910 |
0 |
3 |
Andy Rooney Quotes - Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke |
329 |
0 |
4 |
Angelic Husband - A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
333 |
0 |
5 |
Angry Truck Driver - A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. H...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
6 |
Angry Wife - A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out t...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
7 |
Animal Crackers. - A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
8 |
Anna\'s mom.... - Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is N...Read the whole joke |
472 |
0.5 |
9 |
Anniversary - A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to...Read the whole joke |
406 |
0 |
10 |
Anniversary Flowers - A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order ...Read the whole joke |
326 |
0 |
11 |
Anniversary Gift - With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebr...Read the whole joke |
594 |
0 |
12 |
Anniversary Trouble - Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yell...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
13 |
Annoyance - What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!...Read the whole joke |
324 |
0 |
14 |
Another bar joke - A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
15 |
Another Bill Joke - Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here....Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
16 |
Another Castration - A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
17 |
Another chicken crosses the road. - Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!...Read the whole joke |
588 |
0 |
18 |
Another Chicken Joke - Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!...Read the whole joke |
430 |
0 |
19 |
Another Clinton Joke... - Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
20 |
Another Dog With No Legs - Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
21 |
Another dress - Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
22 |
Another Dumb Blonde - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...Read the whole joke |
319 |
0 |
23 |
Another Dumb Viagra Joke - What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!...Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
24 |
Another miracle? - A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the ...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
25 |
Another test - There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks," can I see you...Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |