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Judge jokes - A lawyer passed on and
found himself in
Heaven,
but not at all happy with his accommodations.
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220 |
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2 |
0 - At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Judge
Dread....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
4 |
0 - When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A red-faced judge convened court
after a
long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with ...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
0 |
6 |
0 - It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
9 |
0 - How is a judge like an English
teacher?
They both hand out long sentences....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
10 |
King Kong jokes - What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong....Read the whole joke |
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1373 |
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11 |
0 - How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench....Read the whole joke |
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1271 |
0 |
12 |
0 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
...Read the whole joke |
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1240 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow....Read the whole joke |
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1307 |
0 |
14 |
0 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman....Read the whole joke |
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1234 |
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15 |
0 - Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
the world?
King Pong....Read the whole joke |
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1209 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside?
King Kong in clingfilm...Read the whole joke |
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1275 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food....Read the whole joke |
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1246 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a ...Read the whole joke |
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1270 |
0 |
19 |
0 - What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Koncord....Read the whole joke |
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1308 |
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20 |
0 - If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eat...Read the whole joke |
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1269 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business....Read the whole joke |
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1203 |
0 |
22 |
0 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get...Read the whole joke |
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1280 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to....Read the whole joke |
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1269 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas....Read the whole joke |
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1339 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him....Read the whole joke |
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1276 |
0 |