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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Tuns of Puns! Part II - How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
2 |
Tuns of Puns! Part I - Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
3 |
DUMB Questions Part 5! - Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball gam...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
4 |
The "Perfect" Day! - The Perfect Day According To...HER8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the sc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
5 |
DUMB Questions Part 2! - How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
6 |
Busted Doc! - A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
7 |
DUMB Questions Part 1! - A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking the law if y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
8 |
Rumors Have It... - Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hidi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
9 |
Mail carriers. - What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
750 |
0 |
10 |
The Rabbi's Advice - A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
11 |
Plastic Wrap - This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
12 |
DUMB Questions Part 4! - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
13 |
Have you ever seen... - Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
14 |
Herc, Snow White & Quasie! - Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0.5 |
15 |
DUMB Questions Part 3! - If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
16 |
Vow of Silence! - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He's allowed to say only two words every 7 years...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
17 |
A Mexican joke - Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
18 |
Naughty Emicons! - We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
19 |
Naughty Kids... - Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
613 |
0 |
20 |
Job Interview No-No\'s! - If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
574 |
0 |
21 |
Giving up drugs! - Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
22 |
More Computer Viruses! - DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
23 |
Men - Men are just like a Dog...here's proof!1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrati...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
24 |
Men & Public Toilets! - Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
25 |
What I Want In A Man! - (Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |