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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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1 |
There was just a dog fight - |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
328 |
0 |
2 |
He is a very smart dog - |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
295 |
0 |
3 |
A game of animal football - |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3081 |
0 |
4 |
A cat's dictionary - |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3222 |
0 |
5 |
Two fools are about to go flying - |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
306 |
0 |
6 |
The amazing flying dog - |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
393 |
0 |
7 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
636 |
0 |
8 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
411 |
0 |
9 |
The preacher buys a parrot - |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
374 |
0 |
10 |
A burglar is in big trouble - |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3087 |
0 |
11 |
An amazing talking dog - |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2958 |
0 |
12 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
725 |
0 |
13 |
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers - |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
335 |
0 |
14 |
Two roaches having a discussion - |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
346 |
0 |
15 |
This is one smart dog - |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
349 |
0 |
16 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3123 |
0 |
17 |
I think that I'm a chicken - |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
347 |
0 |
18 |
This dog is acting bad - |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
657 |
0 |
19 |
Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
678 |
0 |
20 |
Investigating a terrible accident - |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
372 |
0 |
21 |
Animals Q & A - |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2407 |
0 |
22 |
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password - |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
696 |
0 |
23 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
382 |
0 |
24 |
Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
441 |
0 |
25 |
Cow on train tracks - |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
446 |
0 |