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A midget walks into the doctors and says... - A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do any...Read the whole joke |
314 |
1 |
2 |
A mute was walking down the street one day... - A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign la...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
3 |
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist... - A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofuck...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
4 |
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed... - A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke |
214 |
0 |
5 |
A psychology student at a local university... - A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
6 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor... - A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
7 |
A serious condition - A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
8 |
A Short History of Medicine - A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root...Read the whole joke |
392 |
0 |
9 |
A stuttering problem - A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke |
829 |
0 |
10 |
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... - A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
11 |
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried... - A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
12 |
A woman consulted a doctor... - A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
13 |
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says... - A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
14 |
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant... - A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
15 |
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor... - A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversa...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
16 |
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall... - A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
289 |
0 |
17 |
A woman visits her physician... - A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
18 |
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... - A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
19 |
A young lady walks into a doctors office... - A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Docto...Read the whole joke |
327 |
0 |
20 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem... - A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
21 |
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children... - After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
22 |
After years of psychotherapy... - After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
23 |
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought... - After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
24 |
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady... - An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
25 |
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday... - An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |