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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Incompatible - Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
2 |
Fourth Time Married - Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.Jim: What happened to you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
3 |
Act of Generosity - A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
386 |
0 |
4 |
So She Would Love You - Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her.""But ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
5 |
Why Man, Then Woman - God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
6 |
Mens Endowments - God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
7 |
Dumb,eh? - A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
8 |
Off The Field - A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husban...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
430 |
0 |
9 |
Analysis of A Man - Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |
10 |
Bill Clinton & Hillary - Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
11 |
Wishing - A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
12 |
Apologetic Spouse - Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and childre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
733 |
0 |
13 |
Responsible Husband - My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
14 |
Divorce Can Wait - A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
15 |
Who\'s Child? - James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
16 |
Cause Hearing Loss In Men - What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
17 |
How To Get A Man To Leave - How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
18 |
Why Men Can\'t Show True Feelings - Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
19 |
Men And Cats Similar? - How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
20 |
Change Toilet Paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows. It has never happened....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
21 |
Why Women Make Less - A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
22 |
Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb? - How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
23 |
Reason For Divorce - One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
24 |
Why Divorce Now? - After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
25 |
On Alimony - Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |