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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A crying shame! - A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
2 |
The Teddy Bears - A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
3 |
The Blonde Farmer! - A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
4 |
The talking clock! - While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
5 |
Foul Play? - Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
6 |
Ready for Society? - A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
403 |
0 |
7 |
The Break-in! - A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
8 |
Pulled over. - A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
9 |
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! - 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
10 |
The class reunion! - A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
11 |
On his Deathbed! - Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
12 |
Classified Ad Bloopers! - The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
13 |
The Pessimist! - An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
14 |
Not me Sarge! - A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
15 |
2 guys at the bar. - Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
16 |
The Essay. - A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
17 |
Daffynitions! - Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
476 |
0 |
18 |
At the crazy farm! - A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
379 |
0 |
19 |
Real Mothers... - Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to makeit.Real Mothers know th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
20 |
Gotta love the unions! - Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
21 |
Baptizing the Drunk! - A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
22 |
The Ocotpus! - A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
23 |
OH MY GOD! - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
24 |
Mommy Dearest! - As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
25 |
On the airline. - A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |