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Meet the Schitts! - You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
2 |
OXYMORONS - OXYMORONS...Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline...Read the whole joke |
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174 |
0 |
3 |
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines - 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
4 |
Pretend You're A Statue - A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
5 |
Three-legged Dog - A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:"I'm lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
6 |
Screwy Date - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke |
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826 |
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7 |
Snowmen and Snowladies - What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
8 |
Welcome to Hell... - One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
9 |
Stand Still, Soldier! - Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
10 |
Under The Truck - A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
409 |
0 |
11 |
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills - It was New Year's Eve ... by then, actually, it was very early on New Year's morning. The drunk stag...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
12 |
Buying a Barbie Doll - A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
13 |
Driving Test Answers - The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
14 |
Ding! Ding! - A woman's husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a class...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
15 |
Golfers and the Genie - A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
16 |
Join A Club - The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? - Pardon me?The Ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
303 |
0 |
17 |
21 types of pissers! - 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
2.5 |
18 |
State Capitals Are: - A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |
19 |
Drivers Identity by Location - How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wh...Read the whole joke |
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195 |
0 |
20 |
Eskimos Discussing Cold - There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got ...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
21 |
Computer Problem - "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
22 |
Geekonics - GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
443 |
0 |
23 |
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping - One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out an...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
24 |
Artificial Insemination - A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
417 |
0 |
25 |
The 9 Types of Girlfriends - Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"Also known as: What a ga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |