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Dirty jokes - What did
the egg say to the boiling
water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is it when a man talks dirty to
a
woman?
Sexual harassment....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
man?
$3.99 a minute....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What are three words you dread the most while
making love?
"Honey, I'm home."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
When she takes
it off, you wonder where her tits went....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why don't
women blink during
foreplay?
They don't have time....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the difference between a rooster and a
hooker?
a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why
did the former porn actor get fired from
his job as a gas station
attendant?
Right before...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the difference between a frog and a
horny
toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other one s...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do a
pizza delivery man and a
gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but they...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the difference
between a drug pusher
and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the condom
cross the
road?
Because it was pissed off....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does KFC and a woman have in
common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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0 - What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How did Dairy Queen get
pregnant?
Burger
King didn't cover his Whopper....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's organic dental floss?
Pubic hair!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
A
submarine!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's so bad about being a dick?
Your
closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master cove...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What are
the two greatest lies?
"The
check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the difference between a penis and a
bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why are electric trains like a
mother's
breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it's...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I
don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I
don't know how big this thing gets!...Read the whole joke |
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