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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Little Johnny Rides - Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
2 |
Lottery Winner - This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "O...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
3 |
Kiss Me The Way You Used To - A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
4 |
Laws Of Work - The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
630 |
0 |
5 |
Computers - Male or Female - Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now rea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
6 |
Rejected Public Holidays - Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
7 |
Measuring Monkey - A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
8 |
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic - Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The tea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
9 |
Inventing Wire - How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
10 |
Read The Manual Please! - IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
11 |
Computer Idiots - Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
12 |
Computer Terms - 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Ob...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
13 |
Why 40 Years of Sex Life - It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
14 |
Scottish Builder - A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
15 |
Things You Don't Want To Hear - Things you don't want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.Someone...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
16 |
Star Wars Update Changes - Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
17 |
Only A Head - Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
18 |
Blind Herbie - Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
19 |
Went Fishing, Got Caught - A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
20 |
Timbucktoo - It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
21 |
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man - A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the island, he discovers that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
22 |
The Bobbit Hillbillies - Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,A po...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
23 |
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments - GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
24 |
Diet Plan - Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
25 |
F Word Usage - Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car deale...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |