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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven... - When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
301 |
2.5 |
2 |
31??..32??? - At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball t...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
80 |
0 |
3 |
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest... - Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the thir...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
275 |
0 |
4 |
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia? - Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet"...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
224 |
0 |
5 |
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... - A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however,...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2070 |
0 |
6 |
When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help? - When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth....Read the whole joke |
Sports |
280 |
0 |
7 |
Four married guys go golfing... - Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy: "...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
313 |
0 |
8 |
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street... - Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
240 |
0 |
9 |
A man was playing a game of golf... - A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2148 |
0 |
10 |
Golfing - A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies te...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
282 |
0 |
11 |
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player... - Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the lin...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
252 |
0 |
12 |
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears? - Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means n...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
250 |
0 |
13 |
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to... - Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
1716 |
0 |
14 |
A wife begins to get a little worried because... - A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regu...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
2165 |
0 |
15 |
One day, a fellow went for a ride... - One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
248 |
0 |
16 |
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods... - The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit acro...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
267 |
0 |
17 |
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? - How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the ...Read the whole joke |
Sports |
222 |
0 |
18 |
A young, freshly minted lieutenant... - A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke |
War |
3715 |
0 |
19 |
A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke |
War |
2298 |
0 |
20 |
Two men were boasting to each other... - Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
War |
278 |
0 |
21 |
British Military Officer Fitness Reports - British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....Read the whole joke |
War |
603 |
0 |
22 |
During the Vietnam war... - During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...Read the whole joke |
War |
281 |
0 |
23 |
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands... - There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...Read the whole joke |
War |
278 |
0 |
24 |
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss... - A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke |
War |
2285 |
0 |
25 |
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON - MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...Read the whole joke |
War |
612 |
0 |