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Why does a cow wear a bell? - Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
123 |
0 |
2 |
How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
342 |
0 |
3 |
Snake joke - First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
4 |
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine - This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
317 |
0 |
5 |
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo... - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
677 |
0 |
6 |
A gruesome murder - A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2424 |
0 |
7 |
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam... - There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
286 |
0 |
8 |
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? - What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
231 |
0 |
9 |
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
274 |
0 |
10 |
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order... - The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
332 |
0 |
11 |
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? - Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
241 |
0 |
12 |
Bying a horse - This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
832 |
0 |
13 |
There were two guys walking down the street... - There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
245 |
0 |
14 |
Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
115 |
0 |
15 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
294 |
0 |
16 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
17 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
649 |
0 |
18 |
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip... - On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
19 |
Two neighbors had been fighting each other... - Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
177 |
0 |
20 |
There were two cats that enjoyed running together... - There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
321 |
0 |
21 |
Pet owners - There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
335 |
0 |
22 |
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
258 |
0 |
23 |
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
352 |
0 |
24 |
An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
303 |
0 |
25 |
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
308 |
0 |