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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink...Read the whole joke |
Men |
340 |
0 |
2 |
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his... - At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2741 |
0 |
3 |
Men come in three sizes... - Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
360 |
0 |
4 |
What is a mans best friend? - What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him....Read the whole joke |
Men |
300 |
0 |
5 |
How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke |
Men |
292 |
0 |
6 |
Have you heard the one about the... - Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke |
Men |
329 |
0 |
7 |
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? - What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke |
Men |
296 |
0 |
8 |
A fortunate twist of fate - Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2495 |
2.5 |
9 |
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR - THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
367 |
0 |
10 |
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke |
Men |
268 |
0 |
11 |
The way to a heart of a man - The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke |
Men |
726 |
0 |
12 |
Once some boys got together to play poker... - Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
296 |
0 |
13 |
Why a man cannot eat like a bird? - Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke |
Men |
266 |
0 |
14 |
Why do men like blonde jokes?? - Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke |
Men |
222 |
0 |
15 |
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? - How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke |
Men |
299 |
0 |
16 |
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke |
Men |
311 |
0 |
17 |
There was three guys, one with a rubber... - There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke |
Men |
306 |
0 |
18 |
Alcohol vs Women - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2394 |
2.5 |
19 |
Fatherly feelings - One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
284 |
0 |
20 |
What is a mans idea of foreplay? - What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke |
Men |
264 |
0 |
21 |
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke |
Men |
211 |
0 |
22 |
How do men sort their laundry? - How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
250 |
0 |
23 |
Lots of words - There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke |
Men |
281 |
0 |
24 |
Men are like... - Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
300 |
0 |
25 |
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men... - There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke |
Men |
594 |
0 |