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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model... - The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
182 |
0 |
2 |
Together again - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
124 |
0 |
3 |
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy... - A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
508 |
0 |
4 |
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson... - A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
147 |
0 |
5 |
Twice a day - This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
6 |
Every precaution - I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
550 |
0 |
7 |
A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
184 |
0 |
8 |
Lightbulbs for dinner - Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
506 |
0 |
9 |
Do you know what a Yankee is? - Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
180 |
0 |
10 |
A nun is walking down a deserted road when... - A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
488 |
0 |
11 |
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? - Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
146 |
0 |
12 |
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
149 |
0 |
13 |
How is sex like air? - How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
178 |
0 |
14 |
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked... - Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
193 |
0 |
15 |
Sexually active - A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
230 |
0 |
16 |
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace... - If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?Th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
215 |
0 |
17 |
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar... - A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
207 |
0 |
18 |
Do you know why it's called sex? - Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEE...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
221 |
0 |
19 |
What do you do in case of fallout? - What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
20 |
A woman walks into her accountant's office and... - A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
185 |
0 |
21 |
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer... - When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks an...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
206 |
0 |
22 |
For me, penises are a hobby... - For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
238 |
0 |
23 |
Different sex outcomes - Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"Blonde after ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
222 |
0 |
24 |
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? - Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
241 |
0 |
25 |
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over... - A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
669 |
0 |