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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
2 |
Ten pounds of pride - A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke |
642 |
0 |
3 |
The Barber Shop - The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke |
328 |
0 |
4 |
The barber was finishing a haircut... - The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...Read the whole joke |
531 |
0 |
5 |
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to... - The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
6 |
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum... - The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
7 |
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms... - The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke |
650 |
0 |
8 |
The hit-and-run - The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke |
329 |
0 |
9 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down... - The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
10 |
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own... - The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke |
213 |
0 |
11 |
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning... - The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
12 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was... - The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
13 |
The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
14 |
The other day my house caught fire... - The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
15 |
The people are waiting - Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke |
340 |
0 |
16 |
The price is right - A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
17 |
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... - The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
18 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided... - The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke |
563 |
0 |
19 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage... - The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
20 |
The Young Mans Big Mouth - The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke |
356 |
0 |
21 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer... - There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
22 |
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari... - There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
23 |
There were three men who were lost in the forest... - There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...Read the whole joke |
214 |
0 |
24 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around... - These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
25 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls... - This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |