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Want to make love to you - He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
2 |
Was your wife a virgin when you married? - "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
3 |
Watch out! - A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...Read the whole joke |
353 |
0 |
4 |
What a Woman Really Needs - A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
5 |
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
6 |
What did I do? - "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
7 |
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? - What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...Read the whole joke |
408 |
0 |
8 |
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? - What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...Read the whole joke |
299 |
0 |
9 |
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? - She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
10 |
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? - Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
11 |
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes? - What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
12 |
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? - What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
13 |
What dreams mean - After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...Read the whole joke |
582 |
0 |
14 |
What is the difference between men and women? - What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
15 |
What is the penalty for bigamy? - Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
16 |
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first? - What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
17 |
What Trip? - One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives ...Read the whole joke |
351 |
0 |
18 |
What was the first thing your husband said to you... - Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
19 |
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend? - What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
20 |
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...Read the whole joke |
584 |
0 |
21 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant... - What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
22 |
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....Read the whole joke |
1196 |
0 |
23 |
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem? - When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
24 |
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and... - When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |
25 |
Where am I, Cathy? - Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...Read the whole joke |
351 |
0 |