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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I can't find the cause of your pain - |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke |
299 |
0 |
2 |
I have bad and very bad news - |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
3 |
I have good news and bad news - |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
4 |
I often feel guilty - |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke |
317 |
0 |
5 |
I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
6 |
I want to lose some weight - |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke |
560 |
0 |
7 |
I would like to havea second opinion - |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
8 |
I'm gaining weight doctor - |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
555 |
0 |
9 |
I've got good and bad - |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke |
592 |
0 |
10 |
Is she feeling any better? - |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |