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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Dentist - Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke |
570 |
0 |
2 |
Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
3 |
Did you ever have this before? - |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
4 |
Did you take the patient's temperature? - |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
5 |
Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke |
338 |
1 |
6 |
Diseases - The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke |
562 |
0 |
7 |
Do you have a solution? - |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |
8 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! - |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
9 |
Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
10 |
Doctor's Notes 2 - At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke |
337 |
0 |
11 |
Doctor's Notes 3 - One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
344 |
0 |
12 |
Doctor's Notes 4 - I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke |
687 |
0 |
13 |
Doctor's Notes 5 - While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke |
677 |
0 |
14 |
Doctor's Notes 6 - I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke |
669 |
0 |
15 |
Doctor's Notes 7 - A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke |
395 |
1.5 |
16 |
Doctor's Notes 8 - A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke |
391 |
0 |
17 |
Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
18 |
Doctors meeting - |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
19 |
Does it hurt when you do this? - |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
20 |
Driving exams worry me - |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |