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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry - |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke |
326 |
0 |
2 |
The 25 BBS Commandments - |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
465 |
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The Apple explosion - |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke |
365 |
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The Borg versus Microsoft - |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
5 |
The computer prayer - |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
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The computer user's reboot poem - |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
7 |
The power of shifting - |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
612 |
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8 |
The problem is at your end - |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke |
309 |
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9 |
The programmer's cheer - |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
10 |
The system crash song - |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke |
277 |
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11 |
The technical geek test - |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
346 |
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers - |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account - |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke |
569 |
0 |
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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker - |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas - |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
332 |
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16 |
The Windows Rejection Song - |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke |
295 |
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There was life before the computer - |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke |
610 |
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Top nine reasons computers must be female - |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
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Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer - |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke |
312 |
0 |
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Top ten signs you bought a bad computer - |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke |
604 |
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World - |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke |
307 |
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Twas the night before crisis - |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke |
256 |
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Type what I tell you - |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
293 |
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Types of computer viruses - |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke |
589 |
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