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Ten things to say about gifts you don't like - |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
2 |
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman - |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
3 |
The Australian Christmas - |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
401 |
0 |
4 |
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts - |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke |
715 |
0 |
5 |
The Christmas diet song - |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke |
476 |
0 |
6 |
The FAA Inspection - |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke |
448 |
0 |
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The first reindeer seen in a bar - |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
8 |
The Miracle of Christmas - I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...Read the whole joke |
326 |
0 |
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The night before Christmas for an attorney - |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke |
329 |
0 |
10 |
The Office Christmas Party - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
11 |
The Police Officer's Christmas - |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke |
386 |
0 |
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The politically correct Christmas - |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke |
372 |
0 |
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The Shopping Criminal - |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
390 |
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The strange Christmas scene - |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke |
574 |
0 |
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The twelve days after Christmas - |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
16 |
The Twelve Days of Windows 95 - |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
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Twelve days Microsoft - |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
707 |
0 |
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Twelve Days of Fast Food - |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
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Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus - |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could st...Read the whole joke |
593 |
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