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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I am afraid of that tarmac - |A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits...Read the whole joke |
322 |
0 |
2 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes - |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
632 |
0 |
3 |
I didn't get any money this time - |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
4 |
I don't owe anything for this drink - |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
5 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things - |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
6 |
I have a magical dancing duck - |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
7 |
I know you were drunk yesterday - |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
374 |
0 |
8 |
I only ordered a double - |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
332 |
0 |
9 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach - |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
10 |
I'll trust you that you paid - |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
11 |
I'm just trying to be helpful - |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
12 |
I'm trying to prove a point - |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
409 |
0 |
13 |
If she went out with me - |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
14 |
In And Out Of Puddles - A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |