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Lawyer jokes - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
asked the
tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombs...Read the whole joke |
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1164 |
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0 - A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most suc...Read the whole joke |
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1262 |
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3 |
0 - Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
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1301 |
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4 |
0 - What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
trampoline?
You should take your workboots off ...Read the whole joke |
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1230 |
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5 |
0 - What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
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1140 |
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6 |
0 - It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is black and brown and looks
good on a
lawyer? A Doberman....Read the whole joke |
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1153 |
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8 |
0 - A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counte...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to b...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves,...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A tough case was being argued in court. The
defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, s...Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - "You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sn...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The ...Read the whole joke |
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1094 |
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14 |
0 - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's...Read the whole joke |
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1168 |
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0 - What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
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1140 |
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0 - The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating sh...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A convicted con man was recently found to be
impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o...Read the whole joke |
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1086 |
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21 |
0 - Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
deck chair on the Titantic....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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22 |
0 - Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? P...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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0 - First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First ...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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24 |
0 - Have you seen the current remake of the movie
"Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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25 |
0 - How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the rope....Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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