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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... - A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
2117 |
1.5 |
2 |
A guy in a bar - The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke |
2044 |
0 |
3 |
A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
1954 |
0 |
4 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife... - A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
1828 |
0 |
5 |
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... - A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
2028 |
0 |
6 |
A lawyer named Strange died... - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke |
1916 |
0 |
7 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... - A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
1886 |
0 |
8 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
1910 |
0 |
9 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
2034 |
0 |
10 |
A local United Way office realized that... - A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke |
1871 |
0 |
11 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
3119 |
0 |
12 |
A man walks into a friend and sees... - A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
1781 |
0 |
13 |
A precise location - Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke |
2192 |
0 |
14 |
A really cold morning - Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
176834 |
0 |
15 |
A tough case was being argued in court... - A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
2823 |
0 |
16 |
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
1852 |
0 |
17 |
An airliner was having engine trouble... - An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
1780 |
0 |
18 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... - An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
1845 |
2 |
19 |
An old man was critically ill... - An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke |
1902 |
0 |
20 |
An older woman was in the pastoral study... - An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke |
1811 |
0 |
21 |
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... - At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke |
1850 |
0 |
22 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set... - At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
1893 |
0 |