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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Teeth jokes - 16824 - Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?...Read the whole joke |
1263 |
0 |
2 |
Teeth jokes - 16825 - What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device....Read the whole joke |
1207 |
0 |
3 |
Teeth jokes - 16826 - What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!...Read the whole joke |
1255 |
0 |
4 |
Teeth jokes - 16827 - Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth...Read the whole joke |
1213 |
0 |
5 |
Teeth jokes - 16828 - A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ...Read the whole joke |
1126 |
0 |
6 |
Teeth jokes - 25313 - Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose....Read the whole joke |
740 |
0 |
7 |
Teeth jokes - 25314 - What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist....Read the whole joke |
1046 |
0 |
8 |
Teeth jokes - 25315 - What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight....Read the whole joke |
1119 |
0 |
9 |
Teeth jokes - 25316 - Why does a
vampire clean his teeth three
times a day?
To prevent bat breath....Read the whole joke |
1034 |
0 |
10 |
Teeth jokes - 25317 - Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of y...Read the whole joke |
1045 |
0 |
11 |
Teeth jokes - 25318 - What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth....Read the whole joke |
1033 |
0 |
12 |
Teeth jokes - 25319 - Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co...Read the whole joke |
673 |
0 |
13 |
Teeth jokes - 25320 - What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
...Read the whole joke |
994 |
0 |
14 |
Teeth jokes - 25321 - "Your teeth are
like the stars," he said, As
he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the
truth...Read the whole joke |
939 |
0 |
15 |
Teeth jokes - 25322 - Why did the
termite eat a sofa and two
chairs?
It had a suite tooth....Read the whole joke |
998 |
0 |
16 |
Teeth jokes - 25323 - What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
ouch!
A vampire with a rotten tooth....Read the whole joke |
1049 |
0 |
17 |
Teeth jokes - 25324 - What's the difference between a
vampire
with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain an...Read the whole joke |
965 |
0 |
18 |
Teeth jokes - 25325 - What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush....Read the whole joke |
924 |
0 |
19 |
Teeth jokes - 25326 - What did the mouse say when his friend
broke
his front teeth? Hard cheese....Read the whole joke |
1015 |
0 |
20 |
Teeth jokes - 25327 - What happened when a man fell in love
with a
grand piano?
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely...Read the whole joke |
998 |
0 |
21 |
Teeth jokes - 25328 - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down ...Read the whole joke |
1103 |
0 |
22 |
Teeth jokes - 25329 - Why is 4,840 square
yards like a bad tooth
?
Because it is an acre....Read the whole joke |
985 |
0 |
23 |
Teeth jokes - 25330 - What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
saw....Read the whole joke |
1017 |
0 |
24 |
Teeth jokes - 25331 - What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."...Read the whole joke |
986 |
0 |
25 |
Teeth jokes - 25332 - What did the tooth say to the
dentist?
"Fill 'er up!"...Read the whole joke |
963 |
0 |