# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Lawyer jokes - 16692 - A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked.
"The...Read the whole joke |
1176 |
0 |
2 |
Lawyer jokes - 16693 - A defendant was
on trial for murder. There
was very strong evidence indicating guilt,
but no c...Read the whole joke |
911 |
0 |
3 |
Lawyer jokes - 16694 - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
in a
lawsuit filed
by an old rancher. The ranc...Read the whole joke |
1165 |
0 |
4 |
Lawyer jokes - 16695 - If two lawyers were drowning,
and you could
only save one of
them, would you read the paper or ...Read the whole joke |
1072 |
0 |
5 |
Lawyer jokes - 16696 - The bartender asks him
"What'll you have?".
The guy answers,
"A scotch, please". The bartender...Read the whole joke |
1085 |
0 |
6 |
Lawyer jokes - 23007 - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
asked the
tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombs...Read the whole joke |
1106 |
0 |
7 |
Lawyer jokes - 23008 - A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most suc...Read the whole joke |
1204 |
0 |
8 |
Lawyer jokes - 23009 - Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
1153 |
0 |
9 |
Lawyer jokes - 23010 - What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
trampoline?
You should take your workboots off ...Read the whole joke |
1111 |
0 |
10 |
Lawyer jokes - 23011 - What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
1074 |
0 |
11 |
Lawyer jokes - 23012 - It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended t...Read the whole joke |
1117 |
0 |
12 |
Lawyer jokes - 23013 - What is black and brown and looks
good on a
lawyer? A Doberman....Read the whole joke |
1104 |
0 |
13 |
Lawyer jokes - 23014 - A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counte...Read the whole joke |
1140 |
0 |
14 |
Lawyer jokes - 23015 - An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to b...Read the whole joke |
1140 |
0 |
15 |
Lawyer jokes - 23016 - A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves,...Read the whole joke |
1094 |
0 |
16 |
Lawyer jokes - 23017 - A tough case was being argued in court. The
defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, s...Read the whole joke |
1078 |
0 |
17 |
Lawyer jokes - 23018 - "You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sn...Read the whole joke |
1085 |
0 |
18 |
Lawyer jokes - 23019 - A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The ...Read the whole joke |
1042 |
0 |
19 |
Lawyer jokes - 23020 - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's...Read the whole joke |
1102 |
0 |
20 |
Lawyer jokes - 23021 - What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
1081 |
0 |
21 |
Lawyer jokes - 23022 - The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating sh...Read the whole joke |
1018 |
0 |
22 |
Lawyer jokes - 23023 - A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous...Read the whole joke |
1031 |
0 |
23 |
Lawyer jokes - 23024 - A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to ...Read the whole joke |
1039 |
0 |
24 |
Lawyer jokes - 23025 - "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if th...Read the whole joke |
1035 |
0 |
25 |
Lawyer jokes - 23026 - A convicted con man was recently found to be
impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o...Read the whole joke |
1036 |
0 |